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Markov Indecision Processes: A Formal Model of Decision-Making under Extreme Confusion


»We present a mathematical model of indecisive agents faced with a sequence of diffcult decisions, extending Adams‘ bistromathics to the multistage case. This is almost the first work on modeling stochastic processes for which the probabilities are fundamentally unknowable. This paper describes a novel algorithm, complexity results, and a model-free learning algorithm for Markov indecision processes. Two applications are discussed based on real-world domains: presidential elections and the stock market.«

Black Hat EULA Enforcement

What is the purpose of antivirus companies? They produce tools to detect and remove malicious software on a large number of computers. Their basic process is pretty simple. They collect samples of new malicious software from various sources, including the general public. You, too can send a piece of software to antivirus companies if you suspect it might be malicious. Each sample will be analyzed by the antivirus company. If it really is malicious, a signature will be produced and disseminated to all users of the company’s products through an automated mechanism. After receiving the new signature, antivirus software is capable of detecting the new malicious software and often also stopping it from working in one way or the other.

Sounds innocent, but the bad guys discovered this might be a suitable infrastructure to enforce end-user license agreements. If you rent a botnet and fail to comply with its operators‘ terms, they threaten to forward your bot to antivirus companies. I really like that idea, although I see a couple of pitfalls here, as do the guys who originally reported this.

Sapere aude

»Viele Bürger fassen das vielleicht nicht als Scherz auf und glauben, sie leben in einem Polizeistaat«, zitiert der Hessische Rundfunk einen anonymen Sprecher, von einer »skurrilen Protestaktion« schreibt das Darmstädter Echo. Unbekannte haben sich erlaubt, den Sicherheitswahn rund um das G8-Treffen zu persiflieren – auf Recycling-Papier unter dem Briefkopf der Wissenschaftsstadt Darmstadt. Den ganzen Text gibt’s hier bei uns.

Sehr geehrte Darmstädterinnen und Darmstädter

Sapere aude.